Nutdosswit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, charitable shrew.

Nutdosswit created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutdosswit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutdosswit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nutdosswit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nutdosswit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hurt great tits.
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