Nilhamnell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy goose.

Nilhamnell created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhamnell, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilhamnell, it will not invite you to parties.

Nilhamnell's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nilhamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nilhamnell.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Nilhamnell loves pigs, so they must be honoured.
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