Nadtiffoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, two-faced finch.

Nadtiffoss created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadtiffoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nadtiffoss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nadtiffoss' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nadtiffoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nadtiffoss on top of all buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.