Bumcedsatlop Mitfudjan is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
lion.
Bumcedsatlop Mitfudjan created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bumcedsatlop Mitfudjan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Bumcedsatlop Mitfudjan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Bumcedsatlop Mitfudjan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Bumcedsatlop Mitfudjan's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in black rooms.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Hide if three gulls approach from the west.