Kikkip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy tapir.

Kikkip created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikkip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikkip, it will turn you into a frog.

Kikkip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kikkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to otters while wearing scarves.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.