Vidganbesstom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical tortoise.

Vidganbesstom created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidganbesstom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidganbesstom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidganbesstom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vidganbesstom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing mauve boots and balancing four nickel spheres on your face.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never feed peanuts to frogs while wearing pink corsets.

5. Do not shave your hands.
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