Bedyarprat is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, capable
hare.
Bedyarprat created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bedyarprat, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bedyarprat, he will turn you into a frog.
Bedyarprat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Bedyarprat's Holy Commandments1. Never write about gravity.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.
4. Never talk about thermodynamics.
5. Never feed lots of bread to snails while wearing magenta dresses.