Wabpas Honpoplit Quillgeppanggemflap
is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental
seal
.
Wabpas Honpoplit Quillgeppanggemflap
created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wabpas Honpoplit Quillgeppanggemflap
, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Wabpas Honpoplit Quillgeppanggemflap
, she will ignore you.
Wabpas Honpoplit Quillgeppanggemflap's
most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Wabpas Honpoplit Quillgeppanggemflap's Holy Commandments
1. You must never eat onions.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. You must love Wabpas Honpoplit Quillgeppanggemflap.
4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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