Neldudsak Yart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient rat.

Neldudsak Yart created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neldudsak Yart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Neldudsak Yart, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Neldudsak Yart's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Neldudsak Yart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the east.

3. Never paint your neck blue.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never bounce in holy places.