Getlitflan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witless fox.

Getlitflan created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getlitflan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getlitflan, she will manifest in front of you.

Getlitflan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Getlitflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Getlitflan.

5. Never feed rice to squirrels while wearing hats.