Dit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, fussy hare.

Dit created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dit, she will not care at all.

Dit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.
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