Bumbamzod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane whale.

Bumbamzod created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbamzod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bumbamzod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bumbamzod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bumbamzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never paint your legs white.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumbamzod.