Bopkargen is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, two-faced dingo.

Bopkargen created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopkargen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bopkargen, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bopkargen's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bopkargen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bopkargen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear turquoise shirts.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not keep eight ants in a large pit.