Fudbopxem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful porpoise.

Fudbopxem created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbopxem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fudbopxem, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fudbopxem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fudbopxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.

5. Never wear shoes.