Vedfabcum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody shark.

Vedfabcum created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedfabcum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vedfabcum, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vedfabcum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vedfabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Never hurt ants.