Fadbadten is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering lion.

Fadbadten created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbadten, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fadbadten, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fadbadten's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fadbadten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must pray to Fadbadten six times a day.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Hide from brown whales for they are unholy.