Quambendimfemsabdoncidzig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent goose.

Quambendimfemsabdoncidzig created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambendimfemsabdoncidzig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quambendimfemsabdoncidzig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quambendimfemsabdoncidzig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Quambendimfemsabdoncidzig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three gold sculptures of Quambendimfemsabdoncidzig on top of important buildings.

2. Always obey Quambendimfemsabdoncidzig's priests.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away if five monkeys approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.