Mobnatbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart bee.

Mobnatbug created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnatbug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mobnatbug, it will destroy your home solar system.

Mobnatbug's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mobnatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Mobnatbug loves bats, so they must be honoured.