Wipfidfarsan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, cheerful mink.

Wipfidfarsan created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipfidfarsan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wipfidfarsan, he will strike you with lightening.

Wipfidfarsan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wipfidfarsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near bats while wearing green shorts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your back.

5. Do not cook food in pots.