Homhivdin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered slug.

Homhivdin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homhivdin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Homhivdin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Homhivdin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Homhivdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Homhivdin on top of all buildings.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to monkeys while wearing green shoes.