Wodwothugnull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable toad.

Wodwothugnull created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodwothugnull, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodwothugnull, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wodwothugnull's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wodwothugnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Always obey Wodwothugnull's priests.

3. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the south.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your arms.