Fosstipcen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident fly.

Fosstipcen created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fosstipcen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fosstipcen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fosstipcen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fosstipcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Never hop near capybaras.

4. Fosstipcen loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed pineapples to dogs while wearing boots.