Rakvensan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered centaur.

Rakvensan created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakvensan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rakvensan, he will turn you into a worm.

Rakvensan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rakvensan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Rakvensan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Worship no other gods but Rakvensan.