Sidbutkik is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty crab.

Sidbutkik created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidbutkik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sidbutkik, it will turn you into a duck.

Sidbutkik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sidbutkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near otters while wearing black hats and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed peanuts to ducks while wearing turquoise boots.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.