Quafsomcum is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever pigeon.

Quafsomcum created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafsomcum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quafsomcum, it will turn you into a frog.

Quafsomcum's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quafsomcum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing fawn corsets.

5. Do not make images of living things.