Mifbarnnart is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind cat.

Mifbarnnart created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbarnnart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mifbarnnart, it will destroy your home planet.

Mifbarnnart's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Mifbarnnart's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed nuts to ducks while wearing white coats.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.