Yikwiktim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awesome shrew.

Yikwiktim created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikwiktim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yikwiktim, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yikwiktim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yikwiktim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.