Ominhigarpyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful hydra.

Ominhigarpyatt created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Ominhigarpyatt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ominhigarpyatt, it will turn you into a rock.

Ominhigarpyatt's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ominhigarpyatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ominhigarpyatt.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.