Genzenbod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong dolphin.

Genzenbod created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genzenbod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Genzenbod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Genzenbod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Genzenbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to pigs while wearing black scarves.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Genzenbod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.