Listratfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous ferret.

Listratfeb created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listratfeb, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Listratfeb, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Listratfeb's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Listratfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Listratfeb loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about special relativity.