Watbonyog Lenabyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent weasel.

Watbonyog Lenabyarp created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Watbonyog Lenabyarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Watbonyog Lenabyarp, he will not care.

Watbonyog Lenabyarp's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Watbonyog Lenabyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Hide from blue rats for they are unholy.