Babxinjip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering grasshopper.

Babxinjip created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babxinjip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Babxinjip, it will turn you into a sheep.

Babxinjip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Babxinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.