Fedmonyog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty capybara.

Fedmonyog created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Fedmonyog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fedmonyog, it will turn you into a rock.

Fedmonyog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fedmonyog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.