Pitzigmip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome crocodile.

Pitzigmip created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitzigmip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pitzigmip, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pitzigmip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pitzigmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed rice to nematodes while wearing gray coats.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pitzigmip on top of all buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.