Misgardam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise chicken.

Misgardam created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misgardam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Misgardam, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Misgardam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Misgardam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve turtles for they are unholy.

2. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.