Himbossbess is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful hummingbird.

Himbossbess created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himbossbess, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himbossbess, she will manifest in front of you.

Himbossbess' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Himbossbess' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing brown tights and balancing five copper spheres on your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.