Raw is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, competent bird.

Raw created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raw, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Raw, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Raw's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Raw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Never think about asteroids.