Farkamfum is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, competent
mouse.
Farkamfum created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Farkamfum, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Farkamfum, it will ignore you.
Farkamfum's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Farkamfum's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the north.
2. Never paint your back red.
3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Farkamfum on top of all buildings.
4. Never look at comets.
5. You must love Farkamfum.