Sugniljap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying shark.

Sugniljap created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugniljap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sugniljap, he will strike you with lightening.

Sugniljap's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sugniljap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to grasshopers while wearing corsets.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about dark matter.