Quagbonbad Sadgepmad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, proud wolf.

Quagbonbad Sadgepmad created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbonbad Sadgepmad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quagbonbad Sadgepmad, it will come to you in dreams.

Quagbonbad Sadgepmad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Quagbonbad Sadgepmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Put Quagbonbad Sadgepmad first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.