Fodnigraw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful faun.

Fodnigraw created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Fodnigraw, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fodnigraw, he will not invite you to parties.

Fodnigraw's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fodnigraw's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three mice approach from the east.

2. Never talk about optics near monkeys while wearing fawn hats.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.