Tinsisxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a large, emotional centaur.

Tinsisxuc created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Tinsisxuc, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tinsisxuc, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tinsisxuc's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tinsisxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing four iron spheres on your neck.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick capybaras.
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