Gilsandsig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able crocodile.

Gilsandsig created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilsandsig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gilsandsig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gilsandsig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gilsandsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.