Weenibflan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident sheep.

Weenibflan created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weenibflan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weenibflan, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Weenibflan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Weenibflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never talk about fire.