Weearpgad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish horse.

Weearpgad created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weearpgad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weearpgad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Weearpgad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Weearpgad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing purple shirts and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Never talk about black holes.