Kabfedquatwodcussnanweewik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud duck.

Kabfedquatwodcussnanweewik created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabfedquatwodcussnanweewik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kabfedquatwodcussnanweewik, she will not invite you to parties.

Kabfedquatwodcussnanweewik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kabfedquatwodcussnanweewik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kabfedquatwodcussnanweewik.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured dogs.
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