Veensis is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest
crane.
Veensis created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veensis, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Veensis, she will refuse to believe in you.
Veensis' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Veensis' Holy Commandments1. Never write about nebulae.
2. Never talk about nematodes.
3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never wear kilts.