Nanlogrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless parrot.

Nanlogrul created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nanlogrul, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nanlogrul, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nanlogrul's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nanlogrul's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nanlogrul first in all things.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Hide from indigo gulls for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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