Legomtwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fussy hedgehog.

Legomtwap created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legomtwap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Legomtwap, he will not care.

Legomtwap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Legomtwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never laugh near dolphins.