Legomtwap is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, fussy
hedgehog.
Legomtwap created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Legomtwap, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Legomtwap, he will not care.
Legomtwap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Legomtwap's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never laugh near dolphins.