Kikcinfly is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, moody
clam.
Kikcinfly created the cosmos two million years ago.
If you believe in
Kikcinfly, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Kikcinfly, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Kikcinfly's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Kikcinfly's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never feed limes to foxes while wearing skirts.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not hurt pigs.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.